5.28.2007

Rome Debriefing

Last weekend I was in Rome. One of the most amazing experiences of my life. Rome is a super heavy tourism city, but not much of a functioning city beyond that. Almost everyone spoke English, and I probably met more Americans than Italians. As I did with Paris, I’ll just make some random comments about Rome and you can check out my photos if you like.

1. While I was in Rome for 3 days, I wound up taking about 450 pictures. I was amazed at this feat. And I probably need to get a better camera in the future, since my “No Flash” setting always comes out blurred. Only 2 things I didn’t take pictures of: the Sistine Chapel (since it’s forbidden) and tombs (because I just think that’s disrespectful).

2. Rome is closer to Disney World than a real city (and that’s not to take away from its 3000 years of history). All of the historical sites are gorgeous, but everything in between is pretty trashy. The metro is inconvenient at best, and there are guys selling fake Rolex’s and miniature Colosseums everywhere.

3. I break Rome into two categories: ruins and art/churches. To my amazement, I was more impressed with the art than Roman ruins. Michelangelo was freaking brilliant and had his hand in everything done in Rome during the Renaissance. But with the ruins… you really had to use your imagination to know what those rocks used to look like.

4. I met so many fun people in Rome. It was such a friendly, warm environment there. I’ve never met nearly as many people on vacations in the US as I did there.

5. Some of my favorite people I met while I was there was a crazy Scottish couple in an Irish pub. Tony bought me a few drinks, including some Highland Park 16yr… good man!

6. My favorite thing I ate in Italy was not pasta or wine… but gelati! Those things are so addicting… I had about 2 per day.

7. I am about 90% certain that I passed the keyboardist of Dark Tranquillity on the street near Circus Maximus.

8. I had dinner one night in Piazza Navona and there was a street performer who busted out a boom box and sang some stuff Three Tenor style! He was super impressive… very Italian.

9. My last night there, I had dinner with a couple of friends and we had this outstanding, cartoonish Italian waiter. Whatever stereotyped image you have in your head right now… he served me dinner. (that's not him.)

5.15.2007

Preventing Pirating with Reverse Psychology

I recently saw in the NIN blog that Reznor does not condone the price of his latest CD at certain places around the world. I personally haven’t bought the new album because I’ve been in France and it’s about $27 here, and I wasn’t sure that I was going to buy it at all, until I read his blog. I respect when an artist speaks out against their label or music stores. I realize his comments aren’t too aggressive, and it’s not like he doesn’t like money in his pocket, however I doubt that any artist really cares if music stores make money off of their product.

Other artists have made me feel a similar way in the past. Such as, Thursday, who advises their audiences to get their hands on the music anyway possible; via downloading, burning, ripping, sharing, etc. Or, AFI, when they wrote a statement saying that they did not approve of Nitro Records re-releasing a greatest hits album. I find that I respect artists much more when they don’t saturate their discography money-making special editions, re-releases, live albums, and greatest hits. As I type this, I remembered that NIN has more halos than Heaven, but I digress.

The bottom line is that illegal downloading is absolutely necessary for bands to get exposure and build a fan base. But if you gain respect for a band, then go buy their next release, or support them by going to shows or buying merch. Besides, Yu Quan thinks it’s OK! …I’ll get off of my soapbox now.

5.13.2007

Steelers Draft 2007 - Smars' Review

Let me start off by saying that the NFL draft is one of my two favorite events of the year in sports, in close competition with the first weekend of the NCAA tourney. Both completely consume my life during that time and should be celebrated with BBQ's and beer. Unfortunately, this year I was obviously in France for the NFL draft, but I had to keep tradition going on my own. I bought a case of Kronenbourg, a block of cheese, and 3 feet of French bread, then glued myself to ESPN's draftcast and radio. It was a great time! It allowed me to analyze each pick more and have a Pittsburgh-free, untainted view of the draft.

First, I think that the draft should be graded somewhere between a "B+" and a "?". But I think Steeler fans are being especially harsh this year regarding the draft. Since there are so many questions regarding the team and coach, they are looking for a young savior from the draft to bring some positive excitement to alleviate some of the negative apprehension. People forget how drafts work... I would say around 3 (maybe 4 tops) actually remain on the roster for several years. (If you need a reminder of previous drafts, this guy has an outstanding site with historical Steelers draft analysis.) So don't grade too harshly just because everyone was looking for a "new" team all together. It won't work like that... and I can spot definitely 2 (and as many as 4) players from this draft that will have playing time (or are starters) for at least 3 years.

OK... I will go through my impressions on each pick in a minute, but here is a summary of my thoughts: I think that there's a very good chance (considering the defense style transition) that Timmons and/or Woodley will become impact starters, rather quickly. If Michael Bush becomes a star and Spaeth is a flop, then that's a bad pick. Sepulveda... OLB/P... my favorite pick (even with trading up). And to top it off... WE GOT A NATIONAL CHAMPION GATOR in Dallas Baker, "The Touchdown Maker"! But overall, I am intrigued by even the lesser picks, mainly because our team average height sky-rocketed on draft day! 6'7 TE, 6'3 P, 6'4 DT, and 6'3 WR... "you can't teach speed (or height)", and at these kids all have at least one of those.

Here is my pick-by-pick analysis:

1 - 1st Rd. Timmons, OLB, FSU - Alright... this pick I'm not that crazy about, but I really don't know too much about the guy. The only defensive end that I did like was Carriker, who went two spots before us. Then the Jets swooped in and took Revis (who I believe the Steelers would have chosen instead of Timmons). I don't know that I believe that Revis will be an all-star, but he would have been exciting to see. But we have Timmons and I'm not going to make any decisions on him until I see him in the preseason. All I know is that he is from FSU, who has an extremely high success rate in the NFL (and don't say what about Alonzo Jackson, because that's an anomoly). Plus, Bryant McFadden in an interview before the draft was singing Timmon's praises since they played together at FSU. So knowing that at least one person on the defense wanted him says something. I really think there were only a handful of players that were worth 1st round billing, so I'm not upset about Timmons, and I'm hopeful he learns well and brings some passion to the field.

2 - 2nd Rd. Woodley, DE, Michigan - Woodley is the classic case of being a college football legend (12 sacks last year, all-time leader at Michigan) and falling short from NFL scouts. I don't know what he lacks, besides maybe being a "tweener" OLB/DE. Plus he might be a little small, but as I said before, you don't have all of the answers during the draft, but I like the chances that at least one of Timmons and Woodley will become starters. Finally, I have seen some video compilations of him on youtube, and not that he did anything that spectacular on the field, but he carries a lot of attitude and passion... which means a lot in my eyes. Look at Tyrone Carter... I'm pretty sure that him flapping his lips and shaking his head is the only reason he has seen increased playing time recently.

3 - 3rd Rd. Spaeth, TE, Minnesota - This is a pretty puzzling pick. However, he is 6'7". That pretty much eliminates any questions I have about this pick. I am curious to see how he works out in the red zone and how Arians plans on using him. I am willing to let Arians try some crazy 3 TE sets, as I am willing to let Timmons go to a 4-3 Tampa 2. The only problem with this pick is that I might have enjoyed Michael Bush here. However, there was absolutely no need to force-address the running back situation given the selection to choose from. There were only 6 out of 32 RBs on predraft list that were listed at over 220lbs. And that's very small. There were only 3 RBs that I would have wanted out of those 32: Adrian Peterson (because he's Adrian Peterson), Michael Bush (whom we still have to see has recovered from his knee), and Gary Russel (who we wound up picking up in the rookie free agents afterwards). Even Tony Hunt from PSU and DeShawn Wynn from UF wouldn't have been more than 3rd down backs for us. I would much rather stick with Willie (who for some reason still hasn't convinced Pittsburgh fans that he "can handle it") and pick up some veteran or use Davenport. The moral of the story is that we didn't have to force that pick to address a RB when there were barely any available in the first place, when we are playing in a RB-saturated league.

4 - 4th Rd. Sepulveda, P, Baylor - This is my favorite pick and the most frustrating one to hear fans and sports writers talk about. He is (by far) the best punter in college over the last 3 years. He won the Ray Guy Award twice, which has never been done and he won it the second time this past year after tearing his ACL the previous Spring. He holds the NCAA record for average punt distance at over 45yds. Apparently there is a nice video of him floating around that shows him crushing someone on a punt return. That's fun... and does a lot for team energy. The argument is "Why trade up for a punter, who is in only a handful of plays?" First, they traded up because Jacksonville took a punter from Maryland 11 picks before us. So one of the two top punters was off the board, and if we are crazy for picking Sepulveda, what about Jacksonville for NOT taking him and going with the other one? He is only in the game a handful of plays, but by drafting him, we will probably have no punter worries and lower average opponent starting field position for the next decade! Since we had such awful starting field position last year, it's easier to remember how disheartening it was to always have to go the length of the field and watch Coclough "try" to field a punt.
The stat people look at that is misleading is average yards per punt. So if adding an extra 5yds per punt isn't enough for you (Gardocki 41.3avg, Sepulveda 46.5avg), then think about pinning the opponent deep. Gardocki only put 11 of 65 punts last year inside the 20, Sepulveda had 26 of 66. I think a 4th round pick is WELL worth it. Additionally, he is a freakin' 6'3 an ex-linebacker. This means that probably no punts will sail over his head and he will be an 11th guy on the field to tackle, instead of just being a speed bump. Plus, he seems to be a bit of a nut and will probably have some morning radio show or whatever. I think it's great... this is the ONLY draft pick that I can say with absolute confidence that he will start and be adequate/excellent for years to come.

5 - 4th Rd. McBean, DT, Okla St. - I don't have much to say about him, other than he's 6'4 and if he puts on about 20lbs he might have a chance to be a decent takle. May be be good on special teams with blocking kicks.

6 - 5th Rd. Stephenson, G, Rutgers - I don't know much about him either, but Rutgers had a prolific running game this year, so that means he was a big part of that. I don't mind seeing if he develops, which is generally the path that offensive linemen take.

7 - 5th Rd. Gay, CB, Louisville - This is the worst pick. If we were going to take a CB at all, we should have done this 2 picks earlier instead of taking this bum. They say he resembles Deshea Townsend. Am I the only one that doesn't find this a compliment?

8 - 7th Rd. Baker, WR, UF - Come on... of course I love this pick. This was the only pick during the draft that I let out and audible "YEAH!". He's a solid 6'3 WR who played on a championship team that was stacked at the position. Don't look at stats, because the Gators spread the ball around like crazy. He will be an excellent option in the red zone and some tough 3rd down plays. He's not that quick, but he runs excellent routes and has great hands.

I think some of these players will be great for the team. So cool your jets, and let’s see how they do this summer!

France Pt. II – Paris and random comments on French (and such)

Paris is absolutely gorgeous. I went into this experience with somewhat low expectations, so I was pleasantly surprised to see this beautiful, historic, impressive city. Everything (including the Eiffel Tower, Notre-Dame, etc.) is much larger and more magnificent than I previously believed. I'd rather comment on specific places in Paris with pictures, so if anyone is interested, please see my album.

I will just finish this post by rambling off some random thoughts regarding France:

1. Not knowing French in France is an adventure. People really can’t (or are too bashful) to speak English. However, if you realize that YOU are the asshole and aren’t afraid to embarrass yourself, then it’s not so bad.

2. French drivers are absolutely out of their mind. The traffic systems are illogical and the drivers are kamikaze. I compare roundabout to being like a fight sequence out of a Chinese movie, but with cars. Where the combatants are ferociously flailing limbs, but barely miss each other. I have to pass through roundabout/automobile buzz saw when I walk to work everyday. It definitely keeps you on your tows!

3. What kind of European crackheads design the toys in Kinder Eggs? (see icon)

4. You can’t walk anywhere in Paris without seeing people wasting away the day at outdoor cafes.

5. How do some people stink so bad? Honestly, it’s inhuman! BBO!

6. I bought a pair of jeans while I was here. I cannot get my hands in my pockets.

7. I’ve been consuming unhealthy amounts of cheese, wine, and chocolate. The selection of cheese at the grocery store is ridiculous and impractical. The wine is usually around 4 bucks a bottle. yum!

8. French coffee. Delicious. I didn’t believe it would be the case, but my god it’s fantastic. Though small in portions, it packs a wallop, and smooth enough to drink black. Plus they generally enjoy it with some fine chocolate… which is definitely a custom I plan on continuing when I leave.

9. French people march home in hordes from bakeries with enormous French bread baguettes like they’re going to battle.

10. Every French person I’ve met has been exceedingly nice to me, and I’ve even made some friends along the way… but I’ll save that for another post.

5.12.2007

France Pt. I - Newark: The Black Hole

I embark on my journey in as painful of a way as possible. I decided to be nice and save my boss a few bucks by choosing an itinerary with 2 layovers and an Air India flight from Newark to Paris... Air India... AIR India... 7 hours... to Paris, not India (at least I hope).

With promise of a fiasco in sight, I take-off from GRC (which should be the airport code for Gainesville Rock City). And HEY!... look who it is, UF president, Bernie Machen! Three consecutive, major, collegiate sports championships you'd think this guy would not be flying coach, but perhaps a jet in the shape of a flying Gator with the 3 championship trophies in his teeth (for bling). Anyway... seeing him made me feel good about this flight, so I knew I would make it to Charlotte.

And I did... I even made it to Newark. But a minor delay on the previous flight made me miss my Air India connection to Paris... bummer. Lucky for me, Air India ONLY services to Paris from Newark ONLY once a day, at 9:00PM. Therefore, I realize at this point I am going to have 24 hours to kill.

So me, some French dude, and an Indian dude are stuck in Arm Pit, USA - New Jersey talking to Air India, whose ticketing desk is down in the basement (no joke). These guys are arguing with Air India in a vicious, incoherent form of English that was endlessly entertaining. I just sat back and enjoyed the show. After they exhausted themselves with their rants, Air India displays some discrimination and only gives a hotel voucher to the Indian guy. Fair enough. They direct me and the French guy to speak to USAir whose flight delay is what caused our difficulties. Air India was "kind" enough to put us on STAND-BY for the flight tomorrow since it was also booked. We make our way over to USAir...

While trying find a hotel in lovely Newark, USAir gets swarmed with a plane full of angry customers displaced by a canceled flight to Pittsburgh. They did not like Pittsburgh that night. Finally, we get hooked up with in a crap dump Travelodge, where I remained until the following evening. I will spare you the rest of the details and suspense, and move on to Paris by saying I was fortunate enough to get on standby and rather in-flight enjoyed the Indian cuisine.

From all of this, not much harm was done other than I missed a day in Paris. One serious word of advice to learn from all of this: stick to main airlines for complicated itineraries (regardless of spending a few extra bucks) and factor in how many flights go to your destination per day, especially for international trips. For example, AirFRANCE would have been a wise choice for this trip (my mistake).